(13 March 2012: "Hosepipe ban will be a real struggle.")
Radcliffe Square, with a student determinedly poling a wheeled punt over the cobbles. A man reading a newspaper stares at him. Both his paper, and a newsboard, proclaim "Drought", "No Rain", "No Water", "Thames Empty". The Radcliffe Camera is gazing down in mild surprise, the "portholes" in its dome being its eyes.